have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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