you guys were way drunker than both of me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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