i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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