There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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