Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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