...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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