apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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