all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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