LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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