Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you didnt know i had herpes?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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