he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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