babies were throwing up all over the place
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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