you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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