That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
