turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
