I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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