were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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