have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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