I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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