North Korea, Best Korea!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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