Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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