so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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