Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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