So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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