it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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