Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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