ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
