i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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