Do you still have your period?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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