big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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