i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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