I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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