The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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