Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
