His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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