sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
