Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
