Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
as a side note pls kill me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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