She said her name was "party"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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