oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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