I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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