Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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