I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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