I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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