i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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