where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
