So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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