Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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