You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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