to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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