who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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