i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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