He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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