Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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