Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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