Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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