your room smells of hookers.
And success
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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